Day 26 :
They keep saying I like canned spinach!
Eating it direct from the can, gives me the hives.
Lifting those weights makes my arms twitch.
Olive Oyl behaves like one of the fishwives!
Could they have given me a prettier girlfriend?
At least, to have suited me as her boyfriend!
Well these cartoonists just don't have the taste,
To make proper pairs, nor proper hairdos
Instead of foundation she is slathered with paste!
One thing that would help is a bit of booze.
At least make my voice melodious,
So my thoughts of being a frog is baseless!